Abracadabra

This is my husband meeting our son for the first time. Jacob was born when Sean was deployed to Afghanistan. Sean left when I was 4 months pregnant and returned when Jacob was 3 months old.

NEVER ever forget the sacrifices that the Armed Forces make. It’s because they do that YOU aren’t forced to.

Thank you, Sean, and all your Armed Forces family.

Thanks Sean for what you did and what others continue to do - enjoy the homecoming!

∞ May 26th, 2012 ♥ 44

We decided to put together an album of pictures and get them printed for Father’s Day for our dads. We used to be pretty good about taking pictures but that has tailed off the last couple of years. So, I opened iPhoto today to find that in the last 2 years, about 45% of the pictures that we have are of my photo obsessed wife in various Tumblr poses….

Fuck You, I’m in a Bathroom (self explanatory)
Fashion Show (that’s the one where she shows you the outfit and/or shoes that she is wearing)
Face Time (that’s the one where its just a face photo)
Slacker @ Work (self explanatory)
Mug Shot Monday (self explanatory)
Feet Up Friday (self explanatory)
Sexy Sexy Thursday (self explanatory)

Yeah, that’s alot of pictures, but let’s not forget, she is fabulously photogenic after all!

I love my wife

∞ May 19th, 2012 ♥ 24

archiemcphee:

Look away coulrophobes, this one’s a doozy:

“Attention parents: Just in case your children don’t have anything to talk about in therapy, here’s something you might want to consider:

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an “evil birthday clown” who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they’re being watched and that they’ll soon be attacked. At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child’s face, Metro reported.

Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King’s “It” was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.

Throughout the week leading up to the child’s birthday, “The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,” Deville told Metro. “The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”

Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun. Of course, since the creepy stunt is “all in fun,” Deville promises to back off if he’s asked to by parents. ”If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there,” he said. “But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.”

Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favorite horror movies.”

[via Oddity Central and Huffington Post]

∞ May 10th, 2012 ♥ 119

Give me a “Hell” Give me a “Yeah”

I am done with the chuckleheads and douchebags and I gave my 2 weeks notice today! New position starts soon and I’m really excited.

AMF!

∞ May 8th, 2012 ♥ 28

Out of Shape Mofo

I am definitely out of shape and should probably have my feet up, ice on my knees and drinking a beer to drown out the headache. Let’s review how i got here:

20 min at gym 1 min running/walking using some insane app by a running olympian
30 min at Rebounderz (a trampoline place where you can jump around, jump, jump, jump around) with kids including several jumps into the foam pit
15 min coaching 9yo practicing volleyball with her (digging and setting)
Game of Basketball horse with 7yo (I think he knew i was losing steam as he kept trying to make crazy shots)

This getting in shape idea is tough….tomorrow is going to hurt like a mofo!

∞ May 6th, 2012 ♥ 16

archiemcphee:

Piñata Anatomy by Carmichael Collective

[via Laughing Squid]

Gross anatomy has never been so sweet. The only problem is, we can’t decide which organs to eat first. Maybe we’ll start with the stomach of orange slices and work our way out in a spiral formation…

(via archiemcphee)

∞ May 6th, 2012 ♥ 366